- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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