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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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