- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

have safe sex

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Bark I'm a tree

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

these are shit

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Woman's Rights

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What can hitler cook well Steak

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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