- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The government

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

gay people

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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