- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Some people like melon and others like soup.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

I am very humble.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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