- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Robin, get in the batmobile

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

So does Blake

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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