how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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