- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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