Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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i just pooped that is all!

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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