- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The WNBA.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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