Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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