What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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