- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

i'm hard

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

The Moon Landing.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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