Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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