- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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