- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Bacon is delcious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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