Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Compton

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Davey Peterson.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Jellybeans

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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