Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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