- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Women's rights.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Killing your friend as a joke.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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