- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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