- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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