- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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