Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Where's my tractor?

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

rocky is here again.......................

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

THE GAME.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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