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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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