- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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