Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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hashtags suck balls

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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