I shot a bitch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Guess what? AIDS!

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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