Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

The lion swallowed his pride.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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