- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Guess what? Bananas

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