- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

a woman votes!

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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