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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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