Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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I agree

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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