- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Dont read this joke

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

poop nuff said

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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