Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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A black man has a job.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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