What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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