- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull