what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Anti Joke

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