Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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