An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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