- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

kill yourself

I have suicidal thoughts

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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