Cows are land manatees.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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alert("Hello");

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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copy me and i will kill you

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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How would you rule?

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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meatspin.fr

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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