What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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