- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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