If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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