You see how lame this is?

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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