What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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