A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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