why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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