What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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