Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

OOOOPPS /

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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