Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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