Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

OOOOPPS /

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

A dog is always in the pushup position.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

what does a granny look best in? 1950

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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