Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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