- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Woman's Rights

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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