What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

The jets are a good team..

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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